found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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