DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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