i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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