plz talk dirty to me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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