If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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