why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
