So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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