I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize