we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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