how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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its like you know when i get waxed
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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