office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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