Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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