And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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