i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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