i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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