Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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