Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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