just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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