I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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