doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Randomize
