Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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