i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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