I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize