we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
is it fun? or sober?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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