i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
