my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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