Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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