never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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