do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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