so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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