you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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