She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
