doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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