i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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