Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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