I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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