Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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