Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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