would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I think I just sharted jello shots
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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