I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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