I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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