That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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