I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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