You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
