On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
