Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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