The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it because I queefed?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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