i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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