I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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