do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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