No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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