Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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