I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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