brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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