guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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