i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i may or may not be watching the land before time
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
