some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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