She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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