grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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