How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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